Q: How did the farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator!


Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!

Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!


Q: What kind of monkey can fly?
A: A hot air baboon!


Q: What's the largest ant in the world?
A: Antarctica!

Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!


Q: What do moths study in school?
A: Mothematics!

Q: Why do skeletons not play music in the church?
A: Because they have no organs!

Q: What's green, round, and goes camping?
A: A boy sprout!

Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
A: Because he wanted chocolate milk!


Q: What is the most tired part of your car?
A: The exhaust pipe!


Q: What happens when you cross a witch and a clown?
A: A brew ha-ha!

Q: When is the best time for a dog to come inside?
A: When the door is open!


Q: How does a tree count?
A: One, Two, Tree!

Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other?
A: You glow girl!


Q: How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
A: Tie a knot in its tail!


Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!


Q: Which nut sounds like a sneeze?
A: A cashew!